Have you seen Beyonce’s new fall collection for House of Dereon? TDF (to die for, you the slow girls)
I am totally surprised and sold. Although I will have to loose 15 to 20 lbs (maybe 30) to fit into her UK size XL aka a US size 14. I haven’t been to the site in years so I didn’t realize how big her collection was … in the UK. It’s a modest price point and super freaking trendy.
Check out a few of my favorite pieces from the line & a few things I think Beyonce can’t do.
5 Things Beyonce Can’t Do …
I am not a Beyonce stan so I get a huge wack case of haterism whenever she excels at anything. I mean she’s a singer, writer, producer, actress, and now a MILF. It got me thinking. It must be SOMETHING this chick can’t do right. Well .. I bet she can’t:
5. Double Dutch. I feel like Double Dutch is really hard. I mean I can’t do it. And as skilled at dance as Queen Bey appears in her videos, I’m thnking she cannot jump in between two ropes. Right?
4. Play Spades, Go Fish, Tonk! I think Beyonce is a really bad card player. Something tells me she wasn’t sitting around Sunday evenings slapping the cards on the table, yelling ‘WHAT’! Or maybe she was.
3. Cook. This one I think might really be true. I feel like I read it somewhere before. But think about it. She’s been singing professionally since she was a teen and before that she was Matthew’s guinea pig for success. Who has time to make meatloaf?
2. Braid Hair. Hell I can’t even braid hair.
1. ________ You fill in the blank. What do you think Beyonce can’t do.
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5 comments
AmarachiU. says:
Aug 23, 2012
WOW!! House of Dereon came a long way! I Love the long sleeve maxi!
She probably wouldn’t know how to change a tire.I can’t even do that lol
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Katrina says:
Aug 23, 2012
Be me. Smile.
MzPlusModel says:
Aug 23, 2012
ACT! What was that movie called with Ali Larter??? Obsessed? Obsession? Whatever it was called, it was a HOT mess. And I’ve seen Beyonce stans agree!
kellymonroe says:
Aug 23, 2012
Lol I disagree i think she can double dutch and she from the south so she better be atleast decent at spades/tunk! To follow the rules though, I dont think she can play chess. (Yep thats all I could come up with, the chick is talented lol)
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Vanessa says:
Aug 23, 2012
Give back to all those who support to her and her husband. I’ve rarely if ever heard anything about what they do for others. You’re blessed to be a blessing…