Have you seen Beyonce’s new fall collection for House of Dereon? TDF (to die for, you the slow girls)
I am totally surprised and sold. Although I will have to loose 15 to 20 lbs (maybe 30) to fit into her UK size XL aka a US size 14. I haven’t been to the site in years so I didn’t realize how big her collection was … in the UK. It’s a modest price point and super freaking trendy.
Check out a few of my favorite pieces from the line & a few things I think Beyonce can’t do.
5 Things Beyonce Can’t Do …
I am not a Beyonce stan so I get a huge wack case of haterism whenever she excels at anything. I mean she’s a singer, writer, producer, actress, and now a MILF. It got me thinking. It must be SOMETHING this chick can’t do right. Well .. I bet she can’t:
5. Double Dutch. I feel like Double Dutch is really hard. I mean I can’t do it. And as skilled at dance as Queen Bey appears in her videos, I’m thnking she cannot jump in between two ropes. Right?
4. Play Spades, Go Fish, Tonk! I think Beyonce is a really bad card player. Something tells me she wasn’t sitting around Sunday evenings slapping the cards on the table, yelling ‘WHAT’! Or maybe she was.
3. Cook. This one I think might really be true. I feel like I read it somewhere before. But think about it. She’s been singing professionally since she was a teen and before that she was Matthew’s guinea pig for success. Who has time to make meatloaf?
2. Braid Hair. Hell I can’t even braid hair.
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