I swear Beyonce is really a robot! I mean, one damn human being just cannot be this fabulous all the freaking time, gees!
But don’t get me wrong. I’ve always adored Beyonce. Even in her Destiny’s Child days, it was clear that she was that bish! Now with millions of records sold, and a cloned Jay Z preteen attached to her hips I am convinced if I were to cut her arm real deep there would be wires and maybe even an on/off switch somewhere!
But if being a robot meant being Beyonce, I’d totes trade my kinda-awesome life for hers any day! So I was thinking…well…could I be Beyonce? What would I do?! Here’s the thing. I am going HAM. Doing all types of ridiculousness that shouldn’t ever be done but because I’m a robot y’all ain’t gonna care no ways!
So here are five things that I’m doing when I figure out how to be Beyonce.