Hey beauties and beaus, Maui here.
I know you’ve noticed that I stepped out of the box and addressed the beaus too, beauties, well it is with good reason. This post is to assure that we get this sh!t right once and for all. With the holiday season being in full swing and everyone looking for the perfect gifts for their loved ones; I feel obligated to drop a few jewels (and bombs). In an effort to make sure that you are enlightened about the dos and don’ts of gift giving when it comes to fat girls.
Yes, you read correctly; there are dos and don’ts in regards to buying gifts for fat girls. I think that many times people take the whatever attitude when shopping for us, and that works my nerves. If I can apply what I know about you and buy a gift that you will enjoy I expect the same in return. Oh, and before anyone adds their two-cent and says, “it’s the thought that counts”, I want to let you know that is the point I am trying to make. With some of the gifts you buy us, it is obvious that there was little to no thought involved.
Please don’t get it twisted, this is not about the monetary value of the gift, it is literally about the thought. If you know your fat girl like you should know your fat girl, it shouldn’t be that hard to give her a great gift that she can appreciate as opposed to one that will get trashed or re-gifted. However, since it is obvious that some of you are clueless, I’m going to put you on to some game.
Check this, below are four gifts I almost guaran-damn-tee (in my Erykah Badu voice) fat girls don’t want: View Full Post